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Following on from last week’s green recycling box mystery…

I didn’t put my green recycling box out for collection this week as there was barely anything in it.

When I popped home this afternoon, an empty green box was sitting in my driveway, with no clue as to whom it belongs.

I now think my house is being targetted as criminal masterminds masquerading as recycling box collecters; their plan is for me to amass a large number of these boxes and store them out the back, which they will then — at the appropriate time — arrange in such a way as to form a rudimentary staircase up to the bathroom window, on the off-chance I may have left it open. Good job I figured it out, they’ll have to try their vicious scheme out on some other sucker.

#1

Daisy | 2004 / 08 / 04 – 17:53

Have you got too much time on your hands dear?

#2

David | 2004 / 08 / 04 – 18:07

Re #1: Naw, far too busy foiling criminal masterminds. Oh, wait, I see what you mean…

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