Fuddland

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11:21 — Now I remember why I avoid coming to Ireland in the summer

Blooming midges, making me dance for their own evil, gnashing pleasure. Blooming huge garden in need of mowing. Blooming petrol-driven lawn-mower with controls that confuse me and which confirms that I should never ever attempt to acquire a driver’s licence,… [more]

16:40 — Questions of the day

Can you get left-handed scythes? And, if so, would I be less crap if I used one of those instead of the right-hander we have here? Does anyone want to bet how many feet I’ll have remaining at the end… [more]