Fuddland

Ask some my friends which celebrity I most resemble and they’ll say Michael Ball. Well, those friends whom I haven’t got around to attacking with a baseball bat yet will tell you that; the others will mumble something unintelligible through their wired-shut broken jaws. They used to say Hugh Grant when my hair was longer and floppier and my face was a lot thinner, which I could live with, but Michael Ball? I’m in denial.

Determined to prove these “friends” wrong once and for all, I submitted myself to the scrutiny of Analogia: Star Estimator [via Daisy a few days ago]. And whom did it output?

No offence to these guys, but I felt I could do a little better, so I chose another, but not entirely dissimilar to the first, photo of myself and tried again, with vastly different results.

So anyone looking for a short, rotund, bald, chisselled, buff, rich speedfreak, I’m your man. Just don’t ask me to belt out a rendition of Love Changes Everything, it may be the last thing you ever say.

#1

Daisy | 2004 / 06 / 10 – 13:06

How on earth could you “do better” than John Goodman?
;-0))

#2

Brown | 2004 / 06 / 10 – 15:21

Eddie Izzard can’t have been in their database.

#3

Daisy | 2004 / 06 / 10 – 21:15

Nah, much as I admire Eddie Izzard, I think David’s much better looking. Probably looks better in tights too. Can anyone confirm that?

#4

imogen | 2004 / 06 / 11 – 23:50

re #3: i’ll never tell. : P

#5

Daisy | 2004 / 06 / 13 – 11:15

re #4 I suppose a bribe involving a carton of Twix is out of the question? ;-0))

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