Fuddland

Frogs observed to have suffered fatal fatalities due to spinning mower blades: 0. [Yay!]

Frogs seen hopping rapidly away from terrifying rotating blades of death: 2. [We have very clever frogs.]

Frogs which turned out to be a rather large mushroom hidden in some particularly long grass obliterated by rotating choppers of doom: 1. [New definition of the word “relief”.]

Frogs almost too slow to avoid the vertiginous two-edged swords of suffering and are probably now one webbed-toe short but it could have been a lot worse: 1. [Did I just say “vertiginous”?]

A good day for frogs.