Fuddland

I must apologise to the residents of London: every time I come down here for a visit, the bus fares have increased. The fare from the coach station to my Mum’s place used to be 70p. The last time I was here, I think it was 80p. Today, I was charged one hundred pence for exactly the same journey. These increases tally with my visits a little too conveniently for it to be coincidence; therefore, I apologise to you all for burning a bit more of a hole in your pockets.